They jokes
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.