They jokes
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.