They jokes
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.