They jokes

Lie

  • What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

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  • Orphan

  • Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

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  • Kidnapping

  • There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

    Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

    Hamlet

  • So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

    Orphan

  • Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Orphan

  • My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

    Orphan

  • You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

    'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

    Mama

  • Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.