What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play base ball? Because they can’t find home
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Why can’t an orphan play online games
They don’t have there parents input
Q:Why do women only use there lefts A:because they don't have any rights
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high touch just thigh and said I know you wanna But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a kid
Why can’t orphans tell jokes Because that the parents can’t the jeans because they don’t have any
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys
why cant orphans have sex BECAUSE they have no one to call daddy
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
