They jokes
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.