They jokes
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.