They jokes

Santa

What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?

They will come down your "chimney" tonight.

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  • Alcohol

    How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

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  • Lesbian

    My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.

    But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"

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  • Twin Towers

    Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

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  • The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    They won't be able to find home.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

    Because they lost their towers.

    Kid

    How do you think they found out cows produce milk?

    Two kids having fun in the barn.

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  • Twin Towers

    The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

    Twin Towers

    Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?

    Because they lost their queen.

    Twin Towers

    In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

    Twin Towers

    Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Twin Towers

    Why can’t American people play chess?

    Because they lost their towers.

    Orphan

    Why don't orphans like getting lost?

    Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

    Orphan

    Why aren't orphans good at poker?

    Because they don't know what a "full home" is!

    Jesus

    What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

    Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

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  • Cancer

    What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?

    There's none, they both don't age well.

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  • 9/11 jokes

    Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.