They jokes
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.