They jokes
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.