They jokes

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.