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Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.