Theses jokes

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

I rate these jokes 9/11.

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."

"Son, stay out of the drawer."

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

These are just plain wrong jokes.