Thereness jokes

Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

To bring sweet luck.

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

I love orphans. They're precious.

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?