Thereness jokes

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

There is no joke.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].