Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose! Get it? An orphan can only get an iPhone X because it has no "home" button, and orphans don't have a "home"! I know you're not smart enough to get it without my based explanation. Did you know that the iPhone X was released in 2017? I bet you didn't, dummy.