Thereness jokes
How is the weather down there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Gwen, are you there?
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?