Thereness jokes
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!