Thereness jokes
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.