Thereness jokes
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.