Thereness jokes

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

I love orphans. They're precious.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!