Thereness jokes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There is no joke.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.