Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."