Thereness jokes
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There is no joke.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.