Thereness jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

There are "nun" good jokes.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

To bring sweet luck.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Gwen, are you there?

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"