Thereness jokes
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.