Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)