Thereness jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
really is there
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.