Thereness jokes
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.