Thereness jokes
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Memes
tryna catch a body??
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!