Thereness jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
China. There. :)
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"