Thereness jokes
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.