Thereness jokes
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.