Thereness jokes

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

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    • Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

    There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

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    • Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.