Thereness jokes

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

A note for my old English Teacher:

Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...

And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

There was nothing left but de-brie.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

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