The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
How do u get a depressed person outta tree.U cut the rope
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn't even care.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
you know I want an ADHD cure. when?
Squirrel
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
