Therapy jokes
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.