I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
My therapist once said, 'time heals all wounds' So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What is long brown and cured depression.
A nuse.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
(demons in my head) *i laugh to meet them*...
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
