Themselves jokes
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...