Themselves jokes

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.