Themselves jokes

Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

Why do you make fun of disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

Why do emos cut themselves?

To play noughts and crosses.

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.