Themselves jokes
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.