Themselves jokes
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.