Themselves jokes
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.