Themselves jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 馃槦
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can鈥檛 stand up for themselves.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP 虂s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.