Them jokes
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"