Them jokes

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Chicken

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Memes

Orphan

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Right

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

Rapper

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Ugliness

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Bitch

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

Butthole

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

Chip

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:

"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

Child

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Baby

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Fire

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

Dolphin

Dolphin

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Woman

    Dark humor and women are very similar...

    Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

    Miscarriage

    I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......