What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
How do non-binary people kill people They slash them
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
My friends in my friend group says that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad, I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
dark humor is like having parents not everbody gets them
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree it leaves them hanging
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why are life and penis alike? Women make both of them hard.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
