Them jokes
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Memes
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(