Them jokes
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.