Them jokes
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."