Them jokes
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.