Them jokes
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Memes
experiment
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.