Them jokes

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.