Them jokes
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Memes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?