Them jokes
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.