Them jokes

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?