Them jokes

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."