Them jokes
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.