Them jokes
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.