Them jokes

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."