Them jokes

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.