Them jokes

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

This isn't a joke.

There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.