What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed
You tell them to clap till their parents come home
No one Why are priests called father I don’t know why Because calling them daddy is to suspicious
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
WHAT DO DINO NUGGIES AND THE BROWN M&M HAVE IN COMMON I WANT TO FUCK THEM BOTH
Whats the nest thing about 23 year olds? There is twenty of them.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall, depneds on how hard you throw them
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
