Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Them Jokes
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
