Them jokes

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

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Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?