Them jokes

Year

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

Gun

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Asian

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Halloween

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Kid

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Part

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Priest

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Orphan

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Mama

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Drug

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Gun

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Bean

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

Ball

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."