Them jokes
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."