Them jokes
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.