Them jokes
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.