Them jokes
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.