Them jokes
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.