Them jokes

There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!

Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.