Them jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

What do cells always have on them?

A cell phone!

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.