Them jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Strength
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.