Them jokes
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.