What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Q: What is the difference between a apple and a orphan A: One of them gets picks
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
why cant orphans be gay
because they dont have noone to call them daddy
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Is buttcheek one work or should I spread them😫
Q. How do you get 50 babies in a bucket??? A. With a blender!!!......... Q.How do you take them out??? A. With Doritos!!!
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
