That jokes

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

When rejected:

That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...