That jokes
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
"Sir, we noticed a 2-year gap in your resume."
"That was when I went to Yale."
"A Yale man? Well, you're hired!"
"Thanks! I really need this yob!"
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"