That jokes
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.