That jokes
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
My superpower is that I can create life.