That jokes

Cow

    • What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

    "Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

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    • Depression

    • You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

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    • Day

    • One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."

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    • That memes

    Shooting

    • I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

    Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

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    • Dog

    • Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."

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    • School

    • My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

    "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

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    • Finger

    • People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

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    • Emo kid

    • When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

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    • Ghost

    • I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

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    • Porn

    • A: Why are you so sad?

    B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

    A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

    B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

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