That jokes
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!