That Jokes

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.