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You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”