That jokes
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.