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Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.