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Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
My superpower is that I can create life.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)