That jokes

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

What do you call a dev that is dead?

A deadveloper.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

What do you call a cow that is secret?

AnonyMOOus.

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

Why do dogs howl?

Because that's the only contraction they know.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.