That jokes

There is a young lady.

She is beautiful.

She got much vote.

But she speaks very fast.

Does she think she looks smart doing that?

She makes me feel bad.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?

Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.

Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!

Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!

It was eloHssA OllEH!!

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.

What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?

What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.