That jokes
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Man, that's funny!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
LOL only HK fans get it
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!