That jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
This is American politics that is not true.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.