That jokes

What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.