That jokes

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?

...

You do realize that I said nothing, right?

Me: Exactly :)

"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

What is a car that runs and can't?

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

"Bill, never do that again."

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"