That jokes

What do people use more than you that is yours?

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

That was a really crappy bun!

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.