That jokes
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Your life. That's all.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.