That jokes

Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.

Mom: Meet my boyfriend.

Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?

Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.

I would create an orphan website...

But you need a home page to do that.

(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷‍♀️

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

*Everyone Looks at me*

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

That moment when you poop 😂

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.