Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
That Jokes
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
