That jokes

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

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A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.